Gary Apple is under construction.

(so is his website)

Gary is a comedy writer who's written for a long list of prime time sitcoms -- all flops. If you're wondering why Reality TV is so popular, look no further than Gary's resume. 

Gary did write one episode of The Simpsons, which he manages to mention five or six times a day. Ask Gary to pass the sugar, and he'll say something like, "You know, Homer passed the sugar to Bart in my Simpsons episode." It's kind of annoying.

Gary also writes plays, children's television, and produces useless and funny websites. He even wrote this bio you're reading, pretending someone else did it. It's pathetic.

Some of Gary's websites --

StupidJokes.com
StupidTV.com
Stupid.com (which he created, but no longer runs)
FunnyFunerals.com - You can attend your own funeral. It's amazing. Load the plug-ins. It's worth it!
iNightlight.com - The website that helps you sleep. (in development)
Tarot101.com - Real-time, live Tarot Card readings
ObamaHigh.com - a school store for a school that doesn't exist yet

Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/tvwriter

Email Gary at gary@garyapple.com