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Gary is a
comedy writer who's written for a long list of prime time sitcoms -- all
flops. If you're wondering why Reality TV is so popular, look no further
than Gary's resume.
Gary did write one
episode of The Simpsons, which he manages to mention five or six times a
day. Ask Gary to pass the sugar, and he'll say something like, "You
know, Homer passed the sugar to Bart in my Simpsons episode." It's
kind of annoying.
Gary also writes plays,
children's television, and produces useless and funny websites. He even
wrote this bio you're reading, pretending someone else did it. It's
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| Some of
Gary's websites --
Coming Soon:
Tasteless.com
StupidJokes.com
StupidTV.com
Stupid.com (which he created, but no
longer runs)
iNightlight.com
- The website that helps you sleep.
Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/tvwriter
 Email
Gary at gary@garyapple.com
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HELL
IS FOR REAL
Gary's New Comic
Novel! |
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So, what's it
about?
Six-year-old
Davin has gone to Hell. He wasn't meant to go down there, of course.
After some sort of bizarre mix-up, little Davin was accidentally
transported to the Land of the Damned. Now that he's returned, Davin
isn't quite the cute boy he used to be. Strange, weird and, well,
satanic things keep happening to him. The school wants him kicked
out, a hard-boiled detective is investigating him, and a crazed
priest has proclaimed his entire family Devil worshippers. Davin’s
father, Richard, must set out on an incredible – and often
ridiculous – journey to discover what’s wrong with his son. His
hilarious odyssey takes him to churches, secret Satanic
brotherhoods, exorcists, and eventually to Hell itself where he must
negotiate face-to-face with Lucifer. The Devil sends Richard on a
nearly impossible mission, but he must succeed if he ever hopes to
get his son back to normal.
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